You Know You're a Redneck....
Yes, you know you're a redneck, if you open the paper and read this about yourself, or your wife...
I have to wonder what she wears to Wal-Mart? Or for that matter, what is the proper casual attire to wear to the Dollar Store?What a hoot!
Labels: country life
posted by Rural Writer @ 11:53 AM
6 Comments
6 Comments:
That is too funny!
Hahaha! You really must live closer to me than I thought!
Don'tcha know that you can just zip into the Dollar Store in your slippers with curlers in your hair? At Wal-mart, ya have to put on your Sunday Go To Meetin' Clothes, because ya never know who you're gonna run into there. Hence, you can't get around the folks with their carts (oops, buggies) shoved up end to end, blocking entire aisles, chatting away like they're meeting up and not shopping (like you're trying to do).
That sounded kinda personal, didn't it?! Ha!!
Now THAT'S comedy! Dollar Store attire must be wet hair & a towel, because I've seen people in PJs & nightshirts @ Wallie before... maybe I was in the lowend store at the time.
OMGoodness, thanks for a great laugh.
I was at Walmart the other day and this Mom with her 4 kids was checking out and wearing blue jammies with silly penguins all over them...and slippers.
It wasn't even late at night, either. It was only 3 in the afternoon! haha
Her kids, especially the older ones looked a tad bit embarrased, too.
Sooooo... if you go to Walmart in blue jammies w/penguins and wearing slippers... what in the world would you wear that was MORE casual to go to the Dollar Store???
Yow! I'm thinking we'd better not go there!
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